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tiberius ogden tires of these shenanigans ([info]old_firewhisky) wrote,
@ 2010-01-27 12:11:00

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Warded Private.

I am hardly arguing that a curfew isn't a good idea, because it is. Clearly there are people who aren't taking the necessary precautions -- such as staying behind secure wards during the full moon -- because we continue to rack up these injuries and deaths. But if Bones wanted to institute a curfew, he bloody well ought to have brought it to us ages ago so that we could get it passed. Merlin knows we've been passing everything far too quickly than we really ought to -- the Werewolf Employment Bill would never have been passed with those sudden last-minute add-ons under normal circumstances! -- and unlike the Werewolf Employment Bill or the Unforgivables -- note to self, ward Douglas -- this is actually a reasonable piece of legislation. Enforced curfews to keep citizens indoors during the nights of the full moon -- along with reminders that it is indeed a full moon night for those who can only tell how full the moon is by looking at the sky -- are an absolutely brilliant idea, at least until our Hitwizards and the Werewolf Task Force capture these rogues.

"the DMLE has expressed interest in bringing legislation to the Wizengamot at first priority" my arse.

End Ward.

Warded to Douglas.

Sincerest apologies, mate, for being too busy of late to meet up to discuss the business of Unforgivables. Would this Saturday evening work for dinner? I only barely managed to get the first syllable of "Lizzie" out before Hannah began insisting that she absolutely must see her now.

End Ward.

Warded to Melanie.

How is our favourite hitwitch trainee? Hannah has been insisting on seeing you, so Lis and I wanted to invite you over for lunch on Saturday, if Podmore will let you have some time away from hunting down werewolves.

End Ward.

I suppose that the sudden upcropping of poetry and definitions of love is as sure a sign as any that St Valentine's Day is right around the corner.


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Tiberius
[info]andbushytailed
2010-01-27 07:06 pm UTC (link)
Hello! I'm doing well! Mr. Podmore is a good trainer, even though he does smoke an awful lot and he drinks so much coffee that I'm surprised that he can even sleep at night. Not that that's a bad thing or anything! I don't mind that he does either, it's just something I noticed. You know?

How are you? And Lis? And Hannah? And Nick?

Oh! And I'll talk to Mr. Podmore, but I can't really promise anything. I might have to take a rain check until next weekend because everything is always so crazy with the werewolf stuff.

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Melanie
[info]old_firewhisky
2010-01-27 11:27 pm UTC (link)
I am fairly certain that nearly the entire DMLE would cease to function if you removed their coffee supply, myself included. Are you learning a lot from him? He's one of the best there is in our department.

I am presently buried in paperwork, and that's only slightly facetious of me and very nearly literal. Lis is wonderful as always, never anything less than radiant. The children are both fine, just wanting to see their Auntie Mellie.

If you can't get away this weekend, we will certainly take a rain check. I'll convince Hannah that keeping us safe from werewolves is just a little bit more important than the pink sparkly horse she wants for her birthday in June.

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Tiberius
[info]andbushytailed
2010-01-28 09:28 pm UTC (link)
I am learning a lot! He's very good at what he does and I think I'm pretty lucky to have gotten him for a trainer. He does things a lot different than Mr. Hastings did, but that's okay. I sort of like seeing the different approach.

That's good! Just be careful not to get lost in all of the papers! You need a break now and again.

A pink sparkly horse! How about that? I think that could be managed.

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Melanie
[info]old_firewhisky
2010-01-28 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Sounds like you're getting a world-class education.

I'm sure I have no idea what this "break" thing you mention is. It sounds painful.

Any comments that pink sparkly horses don't actually exist appear to fall on deaf ears, as she is convinced that magic makes everything possible.

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Tiberius
[info]andbushytailed
2010-01-29 03:30 am UTC (link)
All righty, well! I am free for lunch! What time should I come by?

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Douglas/Tiberius
[info]reliably
2010-01-27 07:24 pm UTC (link)
I understand. We've been busy too. Or rather, the interns have been busy and I've been enjoying sitting back and watching them be busy.

I think Saturday would be fine, full moon be damned. Our wards are practically impenetrable, and Floo makes for an easy way out, just in case your wife is worried.

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Douglas/Tiberius
[info]old_firewhisky
2010-01-27 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Never do for yourself what you can make an intern do. Smart thinking. I believe interns might just be one of the best inventions ever.

Who cares about the full moon anyway, right? I'm sure Lis would appreciate the distraction so that she doesn't have to worry about her baby sis out there.

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[info]alwaysalady
2010-01-27 10:00 pm UTC (link)
I rather feel as if I ought to start drawing hearts places now.

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[info]old_firewhisky
2010-01-27 11:55 pm UTC (link)
I'm almost tempted to borrow my daughter's sparkly pink ink. Almost.

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[info]alwaysalady
2010-01-28 12:49 am UTC (link)
Glitter! And lace!

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[info]old_firewhisky
2010-01-28 01:13 am UTC (link)
Now we're starting to sound like my old journal when my then-five-year-old daughter got hold of it when I accidentally left it at home one day.

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[info]callmeish
2010-01-27 11:59 pm UTC (link)
Either St Valentine's Day is nearing or the apocalypse is coming.

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[info]old_firewhisky
2010-01-28 12:07 am UTC (link)
Who knows? It could very well be both.

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[info]callmeish
2010-01-28 12:15 am UTC (link)
You mean instead of the four horsemen, the apocalypse will be heralded by pink sparkly hearts and protestations of love and devotion?

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[info]old_firewhisky
2010-01-28 12:19 am UTC (link)
Pestilence, war, famine, and death are what everyone expects, so naturally it has to be the unexpected that heralds the apocalypse.

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[info]callmeish
2010-01-28 12:57 am UTC (link)
A pink and sparkly apocalypse. Well, it's true to say that I wouldn't expect such a thing. Though come to think of it, wouldn't pink and sparkly come under pestilence. Pink and sparkly are pretty pestilential things.

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[info]old_firewhisky
2010-01-28 01:15 am UTC (link)
Not if you ask my seven-year-old. Pink and sparkly are pretty much the cornerstones of her very being.

Which I think might just be a better argument for that pink and sparkly apocalypse than comparing them to pestilence.

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[info]callmeish
2010-01-28 01:45 am UTC (link)
You mean seven year old girls bring on the apoclaypse? The pink, sparkly apocalypse. You realise that is just one more reason to never have children.

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[info]old_firewhisky
2010-01-28 01:48 am UTC (link)
You've met Hannah, right? Bossy, demanding, mildly spoiled, precocious? If any seven-year-old girl could bring on the sparkly pink apocalypse, it would be her.

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[info]callmeish
2010-01-28 01:54 am UTC (link)
You do realise you've just given me a mental image of Hannah riding a pink sparkly horse at the vanguard of a pink sparkly apocalypse. It going to be the first thing to come to mind when I see her next and then I'm going to have to come up with an excuse as to why I'm laughing so hard.

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[info]old_firewhisky
2010-01-28 02:01 am UTC (link)
The pink sparkly horse isn't that far off, actually. That's exactly what she wants for her birthday.

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[info]callmeish
2010-01-28 02:14 am UTC (link)
Please tell me you're not actually going to get her a pink, sparkly horse for her birthday. And before you start with 'of course not, Ish, horses aren't pink and sparkly' I'm aware of what can be done with charms by doting parents.

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[info]old_firewhisky
2010-01-28 02:25 am UTC (link)
Of course not, Ish, horses aren't pink and sparkly.

We're also certainly not getting her a horse until she's old enough to take care of it -- including feeding and cleaning up after it -- herself.

And if she ever gets a horse, it's not going to be pink or sparkly. I love my daughter, but there are lines that never need be crossed.

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[info]callmeish
2010-01-28 02:44 am UTC (link)
So you'll be getting her a horse for her thirtieth birthday then?

Yes, no one needs a pink and sparkly horse and I suspect there's not a horse out there that wants to be pink and sparkly.

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[info]old_firewhisky
2010-01-28 02:48 am UTC (link)
Something like that, yes. But only if she's a very good girl for the next twenty two and a half years and doesn't give her daddy any heart attacks.

And hey, we never know. There just might be a horse out there somewhere whose greatest wish is to be both pink and sparkly. Would you deny a horse its greatest wish?

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[info]callmeish
2010-01-28 02:54 am UTC (link)
Heh, you think you're going to get through Hannah's teenage years without several heart attacks? You know daughters are put on this earth to punish fathers for once being young men.

I think I could live with that.

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[info]old_firewhisky
2010-01-28 11:01 pm UTC (link)
I really, really don't want to think about Hannah's teenage years. I'm in denial that my little girl will ever actually be a teenager. And I'm certainly keeping her away from teenage boys when she's a teen. I know what teenage boys are like, and they're not going to be like that with her.

Heartless, Ish. Absolutely heartless.

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[info]callmeish
2010-01-28 11:40 pm UTC (link)
So tell me, how are you planning to keep teenage boys away from her when she's at Hogwarts and you are not? besides, you know what teenagers in general are like - tell them they can't do something and it's like a red rag to a bull.

Yes, that's me. Utterly heartless and cruel.

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